How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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