I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
dude. I can hear the air.
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