Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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