Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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