similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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