How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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