I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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