just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
You need Xanax blowdarts
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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