My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
