Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Hippo gnu deer
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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