Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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