Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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