we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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