Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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