Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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