I could have mohawked her pubes.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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