Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
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