Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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