What did we do last night that was yellow?
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
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