Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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