I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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