I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
