Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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