sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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