when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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