It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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