Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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