my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
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