well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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