sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I just want nice things and good sex
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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