I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
operation harelip BJ is a go
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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