i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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