The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I deserve this hangover.
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