he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
