so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
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