i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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