I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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