this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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