Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Randomize
