it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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