fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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