school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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