no. you can't hotbox the world.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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