Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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