I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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