4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
The Olympian is in my bed
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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