DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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