I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
