this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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