So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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