Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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