Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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